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Actually: October 7 massacre

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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

A pilot tried to bring down a plane full of people bound for Israel.

Flydubai’s flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv was at 33,000 feet, carrying 174 passengers, when the Omani co-pilot stabbed the Indian captain in the cockpit. Within about a minute the jet dropped to 17,000 feet.

The wounded captain managed to open the cockpit door. Israeli passengers rushed in and overpowered the attacker, and off-duty pilots on board landed the plane safely in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. Israel’s prime minister said the co-pilot tried to crash the plane; the attack is being investigated as possible terrorism.

Twenty-five years after 9/11, someone took over a cockpit to bring down a passenger jet. Again.

Sources: NPR, CBS News, NBC News, The Times of Israel

Here’s how the world’s biggest newsrooms reported it.

Real posts on X, the same day. Not satire. We only added the highlighter.

The New York Times
Breaking news: A plane flying from Dubai to Israel was diverted after an altercation between the pilot and co-pilot, Israeli officials said.
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CNN
A “violent” altercation between two pilots caused a FlyDubai aircraft traveling from Dubai to Tel Aviv to divert to Saudi Arabia, sources have told CNN.
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The Wall Street Journal
Breaking: An Israel-bound flight made an emergency landing after an apparent struggle in the cockpit that left both pilots injured
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AFP
Two pilots were wounded after they reportedly fought on board the plane they were flying from Dubai to Tel Aviv, and which was forced to make an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia on Wednesday.
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Sky News
BREAKING: Flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv lands ‘safely’ in Saudi Arabia after ‘brawl between pilots’
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BBC News
Israel-bound flight diverted after fight between pilots
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A stabbing became an altercation. Not one of them wrote “stabbed”.

When called out, The New York Times answered:
Our headlines and live coverage contain all the facts we’re able to confirm as we confirm them. Unlike activists and partisans, we don’t publish speculation or unverified information.@NYTimesPR on X

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A pilot tried to bring down a plane full of people bound for Israel.

Here’s how the world’s biggest newsrooms reported it.

Game 1: Downplay an event yourself

Game 2: Can you guess the event?

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